secretfanspace | First Post

You're viewing

secretfanspace
Create a Dreamwidth Account Learn More

Reload page in style: site light

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags

hoisinsauce posting in

secretfanspace

A space to chat fandom! Anon!

Got a WIP you're excited about? Want to rave about your fave? Or is your fandom absolutely in love with a character who detracts from every scene they bumble into, and you need somewhere to vent? You're in the right place!

(start a comment thread by replying to this post)

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

From: (Anonymous)

There's a new... orange bud?... on my orange tree! Maybe this one will ripen properly; the tree had 3 oranges when I receieved it, but I tried to eat them too early and they just tasted like acid. ;_; Had to chuck 'em.

From: (Anonymous)

That's so exciting! Post a picture as it gets bigger!

From: (Anonymous)

I will if the spidermites don't eat it!

From: (Anonymous)

NA

Do you think the spidermites will go away if we write them a strongly worded letter

From: (Anonymous)

Can't hurt to try. And maybe a change.org petition?

From: (Anonymous)

SA

http://chng.it/n8jyTnVsCz

(don't actually doxx yourselves on here I beg you)

From: (Anonymous)

I support this cause

From: (Anonymous)

<3 <3 <3

I've added a picture.

From: (Anonymous)

(full version, if anyone else needs to make a similar campaign at some point: https://i.imgur.com/RoSHzwk.png )

From: (Anonymous)

XDDD look at those menacing, beady eyes. Truly a terror.

From: (Anonymous)

It's definitely up to no good.

From: (Anonymous)

I've made a campaign poster!

https://imgur.com/a/0iPCOz4

From: (Anonymous)

:0

Nonny, I love it!!! :D It's so cute!

From: (Anonymous)

10/10 would hire you to do all promotional posters for film dramatisations. Now we just need a spidermite with an Oscar-ready performance!

Depth: 13

Re: Gardening/Houseplants

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2021-04-29 09:04 am (UTC) - Expand

Depth: 13

Re: Gardening/Houseplants

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2021-04-29 04:58 pm (UTC) - Expand

Depth: 14

Re: Gardening/Houseplants

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2021-04-29 08:21 pm (UTC) - Expand

Depth: 13

Re: Gardening/Houseplants

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2021-04-29 08:34 pm (UTC) - Expand

Depth: 14

Re: Gardening/Houseplants

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2021-04-29 08:38 pm (UTC) - Expand

Depth: 15

Re: Gardening/Houseplants

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2021-04-29 08:44 pm (UTC) - Expand

Depth: 16

Re: Gardening/Houseplants

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2021-04-29 10:22 pm (UTC) - Expand

From: (Anonymous)

Awwwww.

From: (Anonymous)

I feel like we need a spider mite PFP now. I love seal friend, but maybe they can coexist in peace.

Depth: 13

Re: Gardening/Houseplants

From:

hoisinsauce - Date: 2021-04-29 07:52 pm (UTC) - Expand

Depth: 14

Re: Gardening/Houseplants

From:

hoisinsauce - Date: 2021-04-30 01:59 am (UTC) - Expand

Depth: 15

Re: Gardening/Houseplants

From:

hoisinsauce - Date: 2021-04-30 02:06 am (UTC) - Expand

Depth: 16

Re: Gardening/Houseplants

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2021-05-03 04:38 am (UTC) - Expand

Depth: 17

Re: Gardening/Houseplants

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2021-05-03 02:31 pm (UTC) - Expand

Depth: 18

Re: Gardening/Houseplants

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2021-05-04 02:21 am (UTC) - Expand

Depth: 19

Re: Gardening/Houseplants

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2021-05-04 02:25 am (UTC) - Expand

Depth: 20

Re: Gardening/Houseplants

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2021-05-04 02:33 am (UTC) - Expand

Depth: 21

Re: Gardening/Houseplants

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2021-05-04 02:38 am (UTC) - Expand

Depth: 22

Re: Gardening/Houseplants

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2021-05-04 02:55 am (UTC) - Expand

Depth: 23

Re: Gardening/Houseplants

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2021-05-04 02:59 am (UTC) - Expand

Depth: 23

Re: Gardening/Houseplants

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2021-05-04 03:06 am (UTC) - Expand

Depth: 24

Re: Gardening/Houseplants

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2021-05-04 03:25 am (UTC) - Expand

Depth: 25

Re: Gardening/Houseplants

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2021-05-04 08:34 am (UTC) - Expand

Depth: 23

Re: Gardening/Houseplants

From:

hoisinsauce - Date: 2021-05-04 09:17 pm (UTC) - Expand

Depth: 19

Re: Gardening/Houseplants

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2021-05-04 02:31 am (UTC) - Expand

Depth: 20

Re: Gardening/Houseplants

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2021-05-04 02:35 am (UTC) - Expand

From: (Anonymous)

SA

(also, lol:

change.org: Plz supply a phone number; we need to make sure all petitions are from real people.

Me: okay... 012345?

change.org: LOOKS GOOD TO ME!)

From: (Anonymous)

No, but they might if we get Substack to pay them half a million dollars in an attempt to pacify the arachnid activist movement!

From: (Anonymous)

Hello Madame or Monsieur to whom it may concern,

I am a spidermite and I have been reliably informed that I am due half a million dollars from substack.

I wish to thank you for all you have done for me. These funds will allow me to purchase a small orange farm, as has always been my wish, so that I may eat all the trees and ruin everything. There is nothing like destroying a healthy crop that could have sustained a small village to make my 8 feet tingle! I have learned the valuable lesson that causing problems is a surefire way to get what I want. Which is just as well because I was going to do that anyway.

I will not share a penny I am a very neoliberal sort of spidermite I repeat I WILL NOT SHARE.

MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, ALL FOR ME.

Hahahahaha,

Laughing all the way to the bank,

Yours with sharptoothed anticipation,

Chompy The Spidermite.

From: (Anonymous)

ayrt LOLLL why is this so cute. :D

From: (Anonymous)

🌹
*munch munch crunch crunch*
🥀

From: (Anonymous)

The bud is still tiny, but there's lots of orange blossom waiting to bloom! And I can see two more buds! I'm so excited, aaaaaaah!

From: (Anonymous)

Hooray! Stay away, Chompy and Chad!

From: (Anonymous)

Yeah, the neem oil seems to be working so far! Bit worried I'll end up creating a strain of immune supermites, but am hoping I'm spraying too frequently for them to adjust.