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Apr. 8th, 2021 01:55 am
[personal profile] hoisinsauce posting in [community profile] secretfanspace
A space to chat fandom! Anon!

Got a WIP you're excited about? Want to rave about your fave? Or is your fandom absolutely in love with a character who detracts from every scene they bumble into, and you need somewhere to vent? You're in the right place!

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Re: Gardening/Houseplants

Date: 2021-04-26 04:31 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
That's so exciting! Post a picture as it gets bigger!
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Re: Gardening/Houseplants

Date: 2021-04-26 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I will if the spidermites don't eat it!
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Re: Gardening/Houseplants

Date: 2021-04-27 12:46 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
NA

Do you think the spidermites will go away if we write them a strongly worded letter
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Re: Gardening/Houseplants

Date: 2021-04-27 12:48 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Can't hurt to try. And maybe a change.org petition?
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Re: Gardening/Houseplants

Date: 2021-04-27 01:32 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
SA

http://chng.it/n8jyTnVsCz

(don't actually doxx yourselves on here I beg you)
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Re: Gardening/Houseplants

Date: 2021-04-27 01:55 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I support this cause
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Re: Gardening/Houseplants

Date: 2021-04-27 02:03 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
<3 <3 <3

I've added a picture.
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Re: Gardening/Houseplants

Date: 2021-04-27 02:05 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
(full version, if anyone else needs to make a similar campaign at some point: https://i.imgur.com/RoSHzwk.png )
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Re: Gardening/Houseplants

Date: 2021-04-27 02:09 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
XDDD look at those menacing, beady eyes. Truly a terror.
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Re: Gardening/Houseplants

Date: 2021-04-27 02:12 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
It's definitely up to no good.
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Re: Gardening/Houseplants

Date: 2021-04-29 06:03 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I've made a campaign poster!

https://imgur.com/a/0iPCOz4
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Re: Gardening/Houseplants

Date: 2021-04-29 08:51 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
:0

Nonny, I love it!!! :D It's so cute!
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Re: Gardening/Houseplants

Date: 2021-04-29 08:58 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
10/10 would hire you to do all promotional posters for film dramatisations. Now we just need a spidermite with an Oscar-ready performance!
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Re: Gardening/Houseplants

Date: 2021-04-29 09:04 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Hello sir or madame to whom it may concern,

My name is Chompy the Spidermite and I wish to apply for a position on your feature film. I have not attached a headshot because I think that will only count against me at this stage. i was not blessed with good looks. I intend to spend all shoots ignoring all commands and eating whatever is placed in front of me instead. I bring an authenticity to this project and also the ability to juggle small clubs of leaf.

However this sounds to you, I want the job, so please hire me at my earliest convenience,

Thank you for your consideration.
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Re: Gardening/Houseplants

Date: 2021-04-29 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Heyyyyy,

Chad Spidermite here, heard you called. I'll tell you a bit about me. Picture Leonardo Dicaprio, but ripped, and a spidermite. Yeah, you got it. I promise you, I've got one hell of a floppy fringe, and it can be in YOUR movie, if you just supply me with a steady stream of things you wanted to grow but are now resigned to getting eaten instead. And bermuda shorts. I wear them everywhere I go; that's non-negotiable.

Hope to spend some quality time with you lovely ladies soon, ;)

Chad.

B) <-- my sunglasses are my trademark. I mean that literally. I see anyone else wearing sunglasses, I sue.
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Re: Gardening/Houseplants

Date: 2021-04-29 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Look out, seal friend!
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Re: Gardening/Houseplants

Date: 2021-04-29 08:34 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I was aiming for bad 1950s anti-communist propaganda poster (since spidermites are literally red lololol), but don't think I got the aesthetic right. I like it more as a movie poster! Maybe Chompy and/or Chad can go on there as actors if their auditions go well! XD
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Re: Gardening/Houseplants

Date: 2021-04-29 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Awwwww.
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Re: Gardening/Houseplants

Date: 2021-04-29 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I feel like we need a spider mite PFP now. I love seal friend, but maybe they can coexist in peace.
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Re: Gardening/Houseplants

Date: 2021-04-27 02:09 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
SA

(also, lol:

change.org: Plz supply a phone number; we need to make sure all petitions are from real people.

Me: okay... 012345?

change.org: LOOKS GOOD TO ME!)
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Re: Gardening/Houseplants

Date: 2021-04-27 04:00 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
No, but they might if we get Substack to pay them half a million dollars in an attempt to pacify the arachnid activist movement!
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Re: Gardening/Houseplants

Date: 2021-04-27 04:29 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Hello Madame or Monsieur to whom it may concern,

I am a spidermite and I have been reliably informed that I am due half a million dollars from substack.

I wish to thank you for all you have done for me. These funds will allow me to purchase a small orange farm, as has always been my wish, so that I may eat all the trees and ruin everything. There is nothing like destroying a healthy crop that could have sustained a small village to make my 8 feet tingle! I have learned the valuable lesson that causing problems is a surefire way to get what I want. Which is just as well because I was going to do that anyway.

I will not share a penny I am a very neoliberal sort of spidermite I repeat I WILL NOT SHARE.

MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, ALL FOR ME.

Hahahahaha,

Laughing all the way to the bank,

Yours with sharptoothed anticipation,

Chompy The Spidermite.
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Re: Gardening/Houseplants

Date: 2021-04-27 04:34 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
ayrt LOLLL why is this so cute. :D
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Re: Gardening/Houseplants

Date: 2021-04-27 04:47 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
🌹
*munch munch crunch crunch*
🥀

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