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A space to chat fandom! Anon!

Got a WIP you're excited about? Want to rave about your fave? Or is your fandom absolutely in love with a character who detracts from every scene they bumble into, and you need somewhere to vent? You're in the right place!

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From: (Anonymous)

10/10 would hire you to do all promotional posters for film dramatisations. Now we just need a spidermite with an Oscar-ready performance!

From: (Anonymous)

Hello sir or madame to whom it may concern,

My name is Chompy the Spidermite and I wish to apply for a position on your feature film. I have not attached a headshot because I think that will only count against me at this stage. i was not blessed with good looks. I intend to spend all shoots ignoring all commands and eating whatever is placed in front of me instead. I bring an authenticity to this project and also the ability to juggle small clubs of leaf.

However this sounds to you, I want the job, so please hire me at my earliest convenience,

Thank you for your consideration.

From: (Anonymous)

Heyyyyy,

Chad Spidermite here, heard you called. I'll tell you a bit about me. Picture Leonardo Dicaprio, but ripped, and a spidermite. Yeah, you got it. I promise you, I've got one hell of a floppy fringe, and it can be in YOUR movie, if you just supply me with a steady stream of things you wanted to grow but are now resigned to getting eaten instead. And bermuda shorts. I wear them everywhere I go; that's non-negotiable.

Hope to spend some quality time with you lovely ladies soon, ;)

Chad.

B) <-- my sunglasses are my trademark. I mean that literally. I see anyone else wearing sunglasses, I sue.

From: (Anonymous)

Look out, seal friend!

From: (Anonymous)

I was aiming for bad 1950s anti-communist propaganda poster (since spidermites are literally red lololol), but don't think I got the aesthetic right. I like it more as a movie poster! Maybe Chompy and/or Chad can go on there as actors if their auditions go well! XD

From: (Anonymous)

Oh yeah, I read it as 50s McCarthyist propaganda but I thought it was advertising a propaganda film. XD I like how scared the plant looks in the foreground, somehow.