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A space to chat fandom! Anon!

Got a WIP you're excited about? Want to rave about your fave? Or is your fandom absolutely in love with a character who detracts from every scene they bumble into, and you need somewhere to vent? You're in the right place!

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hoisinsauce

(Or any time; we do not foresee a point at which people will be prohibited from photoshopping strange spidermite-seal hybrids)

From: (Anonymous)

Ooh, this is a thing I need to do

From: (Anonymous)

Yes, please!

From: (Anonymous)

https://i.imgur.com/4qhZjs8.png

... I'm sorry

May make a more serious attempt later, but this monstrosity had to be shared

From: (Anonymous)

:0 :0 :0

It's monstrous! I am horrified by it, which means I love it! Does it have a name?

From: (Anonymous)

Mortimer? He looks like a Mortimer to me.

From: (Anonymous)

:D

(My partner just suggested "Kyle". But "Mortimer" is far more refined. Behind the sunglasses, I suppose it's wearing a monocle.)

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My bad! That was indeed Kyle in the picture above.

This his Mortimer, his twin brother: https://i.imgur.com/kzLDRlq.png

From: (Anonymous)

SA

*this is

From: (Anonymous)

Aha! They look like they have an odd-couple sitcom together.

From: (Anonymous)

Kyle is a tech ceo/ thought leader / scrum master. With no discernable skills, his preferred method of pitching is to make things up on the spot and insult everyone in his audience. Mortimer has ended up in charge of all the company's practical affairs. He's a nervous sort who was supposed to just be a business analyst. Together, they try to run a successful silicon valley company, despite being spidermite-seal hybrids and having no product. It's probably something to do with the internet so people can make "web" puns. Maybe they're trying to sell their cobwebs as an alternative to a network connection, and/or as an exciting new alternative to fibre.

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Sa

Kyle is the faaaaaar more hateable one of the pair but every so often you meet someone who's like "Kyle! I love that guy!" and you privately wonder if they have a soul.

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hoisinsauce

Tempted to paste Kyle and Mortimer all over the background, but if we have any arachnophobes here they may not appreciate it (I have carelessly assumed we have no sealphobes). Hope those twins make their way into Dark Souls eventually, anyway.