Twelfth Post!

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Re: Clothes

[(Anonymous)]

This afternoon, I happened to buy the world's sexiest dress. Tried to find it to recommend it. It's not on the website! :0 It's a SECRET dress! :0 :0

Re: Clothes

[(Anonymous)]

Aha!

I think it's this one:

https://www.apricotonline.co.uk/metallic-bodycon-wrap-mini-dress/Am449-Brown.html

It looks nothing like this on. It's more Jessica Rabbit. You may need an hourglass figure idk (I also bought it in the smaller of the sizes I tend to wear; it stretches). It is dark so is flattering, and I think the metallic style makes it look much more expensive than it is. It dazzles all who encounter it. Be warned.

Re: Clothes

[(Anonymous)]

I tried to find photos of similar dresses, but it turns out I'm sexier than everyone.

Re: Clothes

[(Anonymous)]

Photo didn't look great, but I clicked in and the full-size image really shows off the sparkles.

Re: Clothes

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, it's quite orangey/gold-looking when it catches the light in person. But the photos look nothing like it; the models are model-shaped and that kind of dress is designed for women who are not, so it hangs strangely off the models, especially around the bust. It is a cleavage-centric dress. :P I wouldn't have recognised it, but I searched for the brand, and the thing I bought *is* a brown glittery metallic faux wrap bodycon minidress, so I think it has to be that one!