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[hoisinsauce]

I TAKE IT BACK, GO BACK TO FUCKING THE HOUSE!

(https://secretfanspace.dreamwidth.org/2511.html?thread=3560655#cmt3560655)

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Re: Best Spammail

[(Anonymous)]

Was chilling at the bus stop when I noticed an ad for a 'the best fund management software for CFOs,' featuring an image of a smiling middle-aged man on the phone, looking at a snapshot of his $250M private equity fund.

Not sure why they think they'll catch clients managing millions of dollars at a sketchy bus stop in the meh part of town, but I imagine they're probably working with the same advertising company that designed the one for people with $253k in their checking account.

Re: Best Spammail

[(Anonymous)]

Assume it's a scam for the aspirational? Actual market different from advertised market?

Re: Best Spammail

[(Anonymous)]

They've got a Wikipedia page, several rounds of investment funding, and a thousand employees. I think they're just getting scammed by their marketing department.