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I TAKE IT BACK, GO BACK TO FUCKING THE HOUSE!

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Re: Best Spammail

Date: 2024-10-30 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Was chilling at the bus stop when I noticed an ad for a 'the best fund management software for CFOs,' featuring an image of a smiling middle-aged man on the phone, looking at a snapshot of his $250M private equity fund.

Not sure why they think they'll catch clients managing millions of dollars at a sketchy bus stop in the meh part of town, but I imagine they're probably working with the same advertising company that designed the one for people with $253k in their checking account.
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Re: Best Spammail

Date: 2024-10-30 11:23 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Assume it's a scam for the aspirational? Actual market different from advertised market?
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Re: Best Spammail

Date: 2024-10-31 12:06 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
They've got a Wikipedia page, several rounds of investment funding, and a thousand employees. I think they're just getting scammed by their marketing department.

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