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Best Spammail
Date: 2024-09-14 05:38 pm (UTC)Re: Best Spammail
Date: 2024-10-02 04:00 pm (UTC)Re: Best Spammail
Date: 2024-10-02 05:44 pm (UTC)Re: Best Spammail
Date: 2024-10-02 05:56 pm (UTC)Re: Best Spammail
Date: 2024-10-30 09:55 pm (UTC)Not sure why they think they'll catch clients managing millions of dollars at a sketchy bus stop in the meh part of town, but I imagine they're probably working with the same advertising company that designed the one for people with $253k in their checking account.
Re: Best Spammail
Date: 2024-10-30 11:23 pm (UTC)Re: Best Spammail
Date: 2024-10-31 12:06 am (UTC)Re: Best Spammail
Date: 2024-11-01 07:26 pm (UTC)> Artisans are excited to work 70+ hours a week
> The age of the AI Employee is here
Reminds me of the Rippling ad a few years back that got taken down because someone gently reminded them that advertising yourself as a platform for 'one-click layoffs' is in rather poor taste.
Re: Best Spammail
Date: 2024-12-26 09:00 pm (UTC)Subject: A PROFITABLE BUSINESS PROPOSAL
Re: Best Spammail
Date: 2024-12-26 09:13 pm (UTC)Re: Best Spammail
Date: 2024-12-26 11:50 pm (UTC)Re: Best Spammail
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I’m aiming for a resolution that ωorks for us both, but let me emphasize: my terms are final and non-negotiable.
Re: Best Spammail
Date: 2025-01-14 06:54 pm (UTC)Re: Best Spammail
Date: 2025-01-14 07:49 pm (UTC)Re: Best Spammail
Date: 2025-01-14 07:54 pm (UTC)you ԁidn’t knoω the danger that was just near ẏou."
Re: Best Spammail
Date: 2025-01-14 07:56 pm (UTC)