Twelfth Post!

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POST NAMER TBC-- work harder, meme!

Welcome back, anyway! Chat fandom, media, creative things, weirdness from around the net, funny stuff, anything! Meme awaits!

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Re: Internet Weirdness

[(Anonymous)]

Best/Worst thing I have read so far this year:

> I think humans should eat out of a spout on top of our head and eject waste from our toes: feces out of the big eight, pee from the pinkies. Placing the entry and exit points for food at the extreme distal sections of the body maximizes the surface area available for nutrient absorption and dispersal, while simultaneously allowing for more intuitive hygiene, since feces is ejected directly adjacent to the ground, which people generally treat as unclean anyway. Awkward crouching is no longer necessary when dropping a deuce, you can just leave a little trail of nuggets behind while walking. There's also a higher potential for personalized musical expression when farting, since each toe would naturally produce a different pitch when utilized.

>A separate digestive tract also allows for much more specialization in the respiratory and reproductive systems, removing the perpetual need to switch between systems situationally to avoid contamination or strangulation.

>Plus, I really want to learn how to juggle dumplings, then land them in a stack on top of my head, then open up my spout and make them all disappear in one big gulp.

In the context of future post-robo-enlightenment transhuman intelligences preserving parts of the internet for posterity.

Re: Internet Weirdness

[(Anonymous)]

> while walking.

Bare feet in public places would be banned so fast.

Re: Internet Weirdness

[(Anonymous)]

We're only five days into the new year and I think you may have already won the title for the rest of the year.