Twelfth Post!

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Re: Books - Spare (Prince Harry)

[(Anonymous)]

He tries to pretend he goes to the supermarket all the time; just a regular bloke, him-- then reveals it's bollocks by saying he's shocked when his supermarket moves stuff around, and can't believe it's legal to do so. He also claims he spends some 200 quid every 6 months in TK Maxx, buying clearance items. Sure. (He makes sure to get a bit of product-placement in, at this point.) In the supermarket, he continually overhears people talking about him, discussing his marital status (sure, dude), and he even steps in to confront a couple abusing a cashier (double sure, dude). Whole chapter reads like pure fantasy, cobbled together from a list of "Top 10 Relatable Tweets About Shopping" his PR people found somewhere on buzzfeed.

Re: Books - Spare (Prince Harry)

[(Anonymous)]

He goes on a mushroom trip and a talking bin tells him good things lie ahead. This is the foreshadowing for him getting with Meghan Markle.

I am convinced this ghostwriter hates him and set out to make him look ridiculous.

Re: Books - Spare (Prince Harry)

[(Anonymous)]

Only about a quarter of this absurd book to go. Now he's talking about the stress for Meghan of being stalked by the press, and I would be sympathetic, because it sounds horrible-- except, after that supermarket/tk maxx, nonsense, it wouldn't surprise me if every word were a lie.

And he keeps namedropping celebs. Cringe.