Twelfth Post!

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Re: Fooooooooooooooooooood

[(Anonymous)]

>Ah, I see what has happened. All your hunger, most especially crisp-hunger, has been transferred to me. I was wondering why I had suddenly started eating 4 packs a day...

This is definitely the case, as I had a serious crisp problem before. You might need to stab a packet of crisps with a pin and bury it at a crossroads or something.

Re: Fooooooooooooooooooood

[(Anonymous)]

I went down to the crossroads, crisps in hand; a large being loomed up. It took the crisps from me and salted them, then chucked them back in my face. "Your soul is mine," it gloated.

"Wait," I said. "I wasn't here for a deal with the crisp-devil! I was here to lay the hungry, roving crisp-spirit to rest!"

"Skill issue," said the crisp-devil, snickering. "I get all the crossroads with little wooden signs on. You needed one with a stone on it."

"Right, well, can you undo the trade for my immortal soul?"

"m8 im the fuckin crisp devil, y wud u think id play fair?"

And, shaking its head, it walked away. I'm still not clear what I actually got in the exchange. It's got to be more than one extra-salty packet of crisps, right?