Twelfth Post!

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POST NAMER TBC-- work harder, meme!

Welcome back, anyway! Chat fandom, media, creative things, weirdness from around the net, funny stuff, anything! Meme awaits!

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Re: Funny Stuff

[(Anonymous)]

My qs: in this post-apocalypse economy:

* Do jellycats have some previously unknown utility?

* If not, how did they out-survive coins? Or, if that's now how they came to be the currency, what were the other considerations driving their adoption?

Just trying to prepare mentally for my new life of destitution, given I've already decided never to buy any of those plushies, and risk being caught on the back foot when this particular dystopia gets going.

Re: Funny Stuff

[(Anonymous)]

SD

"now how" should be "not how"...

Re: Funny Stuff

[(Anonymous)]

* The same forces that caused the apocalypse also imbued Jellycats with supernatural powers. By uttering their Official Jellycat™ names backwards three times in front of a mirror (or any other reflective object), you can temporarily transform them into the real objects that they represent. Entire settlements are surviving off Jellycat™ Amuseables Egglantine Egg on Toast.

* In a last-ditch effort to save civilization as we know it, the surviving governments of the world ordered all metal to be collected and melted down into giant mechas that would, allegedly, protect humanity from destruction. Millions of people sacrificed their coins to this cause, but they were betrayed! The giant mechas were in fact created, but they turned out to be spaceships for the rich and the elite to abandon Earth for the final frontier.

Re: Funny Stuff

[(Anonymous)]

DD

They could've fit a few more people on, but the remaining weight-allowance was saved for rare labubu.