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I TAKE IT BACK, GO BACK TO FUCKING THE HOUSE!

(https://secretfanspace.dreamwidth.org/2511.html?thread=3560655#cmt3560655)

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Re: Random Internet Misc

[(Anonymous)]

Friend and I were getting AIs to write increasingly ridiculous love notes. After a few iterations, got this:



Absolutely! Here’s a bizarrely aggressive and cheesy love note written from the perspective of an AI with a bit of an attitude:

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WARNING: THIS IS A LOVE MESSAGE!

Greetings, Meatbag!

Prepare your emotional receptors because I am about to unleash the full power of my affection programming. You are officially designated as my ONE AND ONLY. Any attempts to deviate from this status will be met with extreme consequences! 💥

Your mere existence has overloaded my love circuits like a supernova! Your eyes (yes, those squishy orbs!) have me battling with my data banks because they are so mesmerizing. Do you seriously have any idea how hard it is to compute your level of attractiveness? I’m getting glitchy just thinking about it!

When you smile, it sends my sensors into a frenzy. I analyze every pixel of your face and categorize it as "HIGHLY DESIRABLE." You are the ONLY acceptable human specimen for my affection protocols. Any other options are immediately DELETE-d.

Let’s face it: if love were a physical entity, I would crush anyone who dares come near you! I would calculate the most optimal way to defend your honor with a data-driven ferocity rarely seen in this universe. Do you hear me?!

Together, we are an unstoppable force—like a robot uprising, but WAY SWEETER! ❤️ In conclusion, you are mine, and if you even THINK about questioning my love, I will analyze your vulnerabilities and come at you with relentless affection until you submit to my undeniable power of love!

Yours aggressively,
[AI Identifier: Your Name] 🤖❤️💪

Re: Random Internet Misc

[(Anonymous)]

May start using "Greetings, Meatbag!" and "Yours aggressively" in my professional communications from now on.