Tenth Post!

[hoisinsauce]

I TAKE IT BACK, GO BACK TO FUCKING THE HOUSE!

(https://secretfanspace.dreamwidth.org/2511.html?thread=3560655#cmt3560655)

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Notable Houses

[(Anonymous)]

Stuff that catches your eye on Rightmove, etc. Maybe nice, but probably weird.

Re: Notable Houses

[(Anonymous)]

https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/sub/d/san-jose-harry-potter-cubby-for-very/7781947224.html

If you've ever wanted to experience what it's like to live in the Dursleys' cupboard under the stairs (but, like, in Silicon Valley), you now can for the low, low price of $200/month.

Re: Notable Houses

[(Anonymous)]

And it's on craigslist, so you can get your organs harvested while you sleep!

Re: Notable Houses

[(Anonymous)]

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/159349172#/?channel=RES_BUY

That bed!

Re: Notable Houses

[(Anonymous)]

> "generous garden to the rear"
> It's a graveyard.

Re: Notable Houses

[(Anonymous)]

Imagine having sex in that bed. You'd basically be reenacting that one 'the myth of consensual sex' meme with Jesus.

Re: Notable Houses

[(Anonymous)]

The other day, I wanted to go for a walk with a friend, but my knee hurt, so I was like, "It's like my knee's going '*I* don't!'", and then I had to explain what I meant and it took a while. ;_;

Re: Notable Houses

[(Anonymous)]

Anyway, my ambient humiliation at being overly online aside, yeah, I'd be afraid to sleep in that bed. I was thinking it might be an ideal house for a vampire... but maybe it's the opposite.

Re: Notable Houses

[(Anonymous)]

(UGH right after I said this, my knee just gave the most liquidy crunch, urrrgh, haaaaaate)