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Nov. 5th, 2022 03:33 pm
[personal profile] hoisinsauce posting in [community profile] secretfanspace
"The thing about illegally breeding fire-breathing possums is that you gotta keep a bucket of water handy."

*Those fools! Fire-breathing possums are greasy; water will only feed the flames! Oh, if only I could tell them of my empire...*


(Context: https://secretfanspace.dreamwidth.org/1839.html?thread=2678831#cmt2678831)

Talk fandom! Making things! Reading, writing, drawing, whatever! Miscellaneous life chatter! Meme's happy to see you again!

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Re: Games - FFX remaster

Date: 2023-01-25 02:06 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
https://www.reddit.com/r/FinalFantasy/comments/2271f6/here_is_a_short_summary_for_ffx25_and_ffx_will_to/

> Yuna and Tidus are shipwrecked on an uninhabited island. A bomb there, disguised as a blitzball (most likely left over from, you know, war), kills Tidus.

SUCH PLOT

i am in awe
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Re: Games - FFX remaster

Date: 2023-01-25 02:16 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Wikipage summary funnier:

https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Beckoning

> Tidus and Yuna end up shipwrecked on an unknown island that resembles Besaid and Tidus theorizes they have traveled back in time a thousand years. Tidus is killed in a freak accident when he mistakes an ancient bomb of Bevelle make for a blitzball. Yuna faints from the shock, and unknowingly beckons Tidus back into the world with him none the wiser of what happened.
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Re: Games - FFX remaster

Date: 2023-01-25 02:21 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
More discussion, including translations of some dick jokes from Tidus:

https://www.reddit.com/r/FinalFantasy/comments/23fw1g/a_summary_of_final_fantasy_x25/
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Re: Games - FFX remaster

Date: 2023-01-25 03:32 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I sought out the translation.

It's very long and waffley with a bunch of new characters nobody cares about. But I tracked down this section.

Tidus tells Yuna her black bikini is arousing. Then something like a balloon or a blitzball rolls over. It's a bomb; it blows his head off. His head lands next to Yuna and she faints.

Square Enix could have plagiarized literally any fanfic and it would've been better than this.

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