Sixth Post!

[hoisinsauce]

"The thing about illegally breeding fire-breathing possums is that you gotta keep a bucket of water handy."

*Those fools! Fire-breathing possums are greasy; water will only feed the flames! Oh, if only I could tell them of my empire...*

(Context: https://secretfanspace.dreamwidth.org/1839.html?thread=2678831#cmt2678831)

Talk fandom! Making things! Reading, writing, drawing, whatever! Miscellaneous life chatter! Meme's happy to see you again!

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Comments

Re: How's Life?

[(Anonymous)]

"pple"

My desires:

* Be not-animal

* Taste amazing

* Be nutritious

Not on the list:

* Sound desperate

Re: How's Life?

[(Anonymous)]

"OUR CRINGE BUT IMPORTANT VALUES"

...

"For some weird reason, the professional norm in this country seems to be that we put on some weird uptight act when we go to work, in the name of ‘professionalism’."

I like how their style demonstrates exactly why this has happened.

"THIS is our Inclusion and Diversity Manifesto, which we’re championing throughout the team so that we can hold ourselves accountable and ensure transparency and openness in our dialogue around inclusion and diversity. We were founded by two middle-class white men, and for some reason, most applicants to THIS roles took gap yahhs, went to private school and love skiing. So we need to work extra-hard to make sure our team is as representative of wider society as possible."

Re: How's Life?

[(Anonymous)]

(I laughed, but at least they know who they are; would be much worse if they were pretending to be victims. And coming up with meaat substitutes seems like exactly the sort of moral cause rich ppl should be spending energy on, rather than changing ppl's language or whatever)