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Nov. 5th, 2022 03:33 pm
[personal profile] hoisinsauce posting in [community profile] secretfanspace
"The thing about illegally breeding fire-breathing possums is that you gotta keep a bucket of water handy."

*Those fools! Fire-breathing possums are greasy; water will only feed the flames! Oh, if only I could tell them of my empire...*


(Context: https://secretfanspace.dreamwidth.org/1839.html?thread=2678831#cmt2678831)

Talk fandom! Making things! Reading, writing, drawing, whatever! Miscellaneous life chatter! Meme's happy to see you again!

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Re: Gardening

Date: 2022-11-19 08:16 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I am a lettuce I am being grown by a lettuce farmer thanks for asking
Depth: 2

Re: Gardening

Date: 2022-11-19 09:15 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
What are your thoughts on the common media portrayal of iceberg lettuce as flavorless and nutrition-free? Is it all an anti-lettuce smear campaign or do lettuce feel the same way about their lighter-colored cousins?
Depth: 3

Re: Gardening

Date: 2022-11-19 09:37 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I haven't had much chance to witness the common media portrayal because I am a lettuce and I live in a vegetable patch, currently underground.

I try not to believe gossip without giving the other party a fair hearing, but they do say 'where there's smoke, there's fire'. or in this case, 'where there's iceberg lettuce, there's a distinct lack of flavour'. I'm not sure if ever I'll get to confirm or deny. It's rather an intimate thing to do, to bite another lettuce, and opportunities are few and far between. Not least because I was intending to join a lettuce holy order, though, truth be told, I am now having doubts.
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Re: Gardening

Date: 2022-11-19 03:45 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
As spinach, I have utter contempt for my lettuce relatives. What pale wimps! If you can't stand up to a little heat, you shouldn't call yourself a vegetable.
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Re: Gardening

Date: 2022-11-19 04:26 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Lettuceanon

This is the problem with this strange yellow text-based twitter. You're minding your own business being a lettuce and then this kind of hate turns up in your inbox. Who hurt you?

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