Fourth Post!

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Post about fandom! Or whatever! Whether it's a rave about some obscure series, or an essay dissecting every last reason why some internet-famous author should rethink their career, someone will probably read it at some point! We also just chat about life.

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Re: Best Spammail

[(Anonymous)]

This one's elaborate:

Good day
My name is David Smith, senior research scientist with top pharmaceutical laboratory in the UK that is conducting bio-research under the auspices of European Union agency for development of broad-spectrum antiviral vaccines.

The company I work for is seeking suppliers of herbal oil extract that is a raw material for a precursor substance key to the research program.

I am mindful that my subject is likely unrelated to your regular field of business endeavor, but there is absolutely no doubt that you will find it a high profit oriented business venture.

During the course of my research on the herbal oil extract, I came upon a source for an excellent grade of the material and given that the terms of my employment at the pharmaceutical company precludes me from engaging in any activity to profit from the company, Rather than turn over the information to the company at no benefit, I opted to look for an outsider who to give the vital information enabling him procure the material cheaply direct from the producing source and then supply it to the pharmaceutical company at a wide profit margin with a commission to me.

I will gladly provide you with specific figures if my offer appeals to you.

Sincerely,
David Smith.
Research & Dev Dept
Torrent Laboratory And Pharmaceuticals Ltd UK

Re: Best Spammail

[(Anonymous)]

Ooooh, that one is good. They're going hard for the antivax mothers.