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Bad Sex In Fiction

[(Anonymous)]

Laugh at bad depictions of sex here. Not to be confused with depictions of bad sex... actually, confuse it if you want, meme cares not.

Re: Bad Sex In Fiction

[(Anonymous)]

"A small pop echoed out and her bra came loose."

>_>

Re: Bad Sex In Fiction

[(Anonymous)]

"His core grazed hers."

<_<

Re: Bad Sex In Fiction

[(Anonymous)]

"She placed her hands on his sweaty shoulders to help with the movements."

>_> <_<

Re: Bad Sex In Fiction

[(Anonymous)]

A small pop "echoed"? That is NOT how acoustics work.

How do you get bra hooks to go "pop" anyways? Does she have some sort of weird bra that has snaps?!?

Re: Bad Sex In Fiction

[(Anonymous)]

I have no idea; the fic did not go into the kind of detail that the onomatopoeia warranted. :(

Re: Bad Sex In Fiction

[(Anonymous)]

Everything in Manhunt; I need six showers, which is still less than the characters needed, UGH

Re: Bad Sex In Fiction

[(Anonymous)]

Among other things, the author has an inflation fetish, so we're treated to multiple descriptions of a morbidly obese woman lying naked under an aircon, drying the sweat off her rolls of fat, as you do. The detail with which this is rendered makes it clear that this is the author's fave activity. Yet this is still somehow one of the more erotic aspects of the book, because at least it doesn't involve anyone's mouth.