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Re: Internet Weirdness

[(Anonymous)]

Have him hold onto it like reigns during doggy-style sex. This gives him the ability to gently or firmly pull on your hair to let you know he's right there and totally into it.

NO. First of all, learn to distinguish homophones, writer. Second of all, WTF. We're doing doggy style. I will know that he's there because I feel his penis thrusting inside of me. Pulling on my hair like my younger brother did as a baby will not enhance the experience in any way. Have you ever had sex? Let alone doggy style, one of my favorite positions because the sensations are so intense? What on earth.

All of these suggestions are awkward, but that one is by far the most nonsensical.

Re: Internet Weirdness

[(Anonymous)]

Personally I thought "Wrap it around his penis and then immediately unwrap it like a present." was the worst offender. I can't think of anything MORE guaranteed to destroy the mood.

Re: Internet Weirdness

[(Anonymous)]

I just laughed embarrassingly loudly, and hope my neighbours did not hear. Thank you for this gift.

Re: Internet Weirdness

[(Anonymous)]

Haha, my bf likes doing that! But it's never been the thing that determines whether or not I know he's there...